Episode 2

Red: "I see through your mask... of Evil!" The end. What do you think?
Blue shifts from the place he had been sitting still for what seemed like days to him.
Blue: Way too cliche and what's up with the pause between 'mask' and 'of evil'?
Red: I thought it sounded cool.
Blue: It wasn't.
Red: Why not?
Blue: How could that be good whatsoever? Unless you're trying to be funny. If you were, I admit that you successfully made a comedy of some cliche action story.
Red stands up from the couch he was sitting on.
Red: I see through your mask... of Liaring!
Blue sighs.
Blue: 'Liaring' isn't even a word.

Episode 1

Red: Hey Blue! Tell me, what day is it?
Blue: You're not seriously going to force me do this are you?
Red: Yes, I'm going to force you to do it. Not tell me, what day is it?
Blue: Your birthday.
Red: Say it the right way.
Blue. Fine, I'll say it the "right way". It is the day of which Red was born. Happy now?
Red: Yes, good enough. Now jump in circle, spin around and look as weird as possible!
Blue: No way...
Blue walks away
Red: You're no fun 

Blue: Shut up!